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“I love my wife.” // “Him. I’m sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Do you wanna finish?”
“I love my wife.” // “Him. I’m sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Do you wanna finish?”
I have been feeding pigeons, thousands of them for years. But there was one, a beautiful bird, pure white with light grey tips on its wings; that one was different. It was a female. I had only to wish and call her and she would come flying to me.
I loved that pigeon as a man loves a women, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.”
This scene was actually entirely unscripted. Johnny Depp just went with it and no one stopped him, so the reactions from the other actors are their actual reactions to Depp’s shenanigans.
to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
Pink Lake, Western Australia
ummmm
so that’s where pepto bismol comes from
we found where the rainbow ends
Tubby Custard!
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
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made of win.
Two rhinos morph into a pushmi-pullyu creature from Doctor Dolittle as they cross paths just as a visitor took a photo. Dean McCarthy, a civil engineer from Ferndown, Dorset, photographed what appears to be a two-headed animal at the Cotswold Wildlife Park near Burford, Oxon. Picture: Dean McCarthy/BNPS
Before playing the biggest heartthrob of history, Daniel Vincent Gordh worked for Cracked.com
Was that Fitz?
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT THERE’S A FRENCH TURTLE AND I’M DELIGHTED
A FRENCH TORTOISE TALKING TO SIMON PEGG
THREE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS